audacious-ericaceous:

hearthewolfhowl:

jamietheignorantamerican:

jacketlizard:

battroid:

takeawaygirl:

thegreatdesutree:

Unfortunately, this is a real restaurant and that is a real response. Their page was not hacked and thus trolled (that I know of). The owners are just really crazy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6LY7TJ16pg

holy FUCK watch that video

i just watched that video (and the part 2). unbelievable

I’m like 7 minutes in and jesus christ

HOLY BALLS, I SAW THE FULL EPISODE ABOUT THIS TRAIN-WRECK OF A RESTAURANT.

GORDON RAMSAY LEFT THE RESTAURANT WITHOUT CHANGING IT BECAUSE HE SAID HE WAS SCARED AND DISTURBED BY THE PLACE AND IT’S OWNERS.

LET ME REPEAT THAT.

GORDON FUCKING RAMSAY SAID HE WAS SCARED AND DISTURBED BY HOW VICIOUS THE OWNERS ARE.

JESUS CHRIST

I have’t been this stressed from watching something in a long while.

gleeson666:

do you ever get into one of those situations where you’re like “I need to stop hating this particular person it’s not going to get me anywhere I’m just going to grow up and move on with my life” but then they do the tiniest thing to piss you off and then you’re like “nope fuck you right off I want to throw you off a bridge”

fruitsgarden:

that was the biggest fucking overreaction im laughing so hard

(Source: buzzfeed)

nokki1:

jiidesu:

charlizardusedfireblast:

I still laugh every time I see this. This video also has no dislikes.

This video always makes me laugh. Its perfect.

This cracks me up. Every single time.

sheepiness:

roastings:

need emoticons??? HERE HAVE SOME

need tile backgrounds??? HERE U GO

need pixels??? I HAVE A TON

need themes??? DID YOU SAY SOMEFIN

need a dropdown link thing??? YEP

feeling down??? MIGHT NOT HELP, BUT A START

i seriously have like a ton of stuff omg

I HAVE A FUCK TON OF THEME MASTER POSTS 

HERE TAKE THEM ALL

ITS EVEN ORGANIZED BY CATEGORY SO HEY

jacklullaby:

jacklullaby:

unfollower:

men should take advantage of the lack of dress code rules set for guys and wear mini skirts and tank tops to school every day

OH MY GOD  LAST YEAR THE DUDES ON MY CLASS HAVE DONE IT

AND THEY GOT ALL CALLED IN THE PRINCIPAL’S ROOM

BUT THEY DIDNT GOT IN TROUBLE BECAUSE

THEY SAID EXACTLY IT “BUT THOSE RULES ARE ONLY FOR GIRLS”

I’M NOT EVEN JOKING

this happened at my school like a year or two ago and all the guys who did it got sent to the auditorium and weren’t allowed to leave… but basically if youre cool with the school aides it doesn’t matter… it’s so stupid.

At my school if you’re wearing something ‘inappropriate’ they make you change into your gym uniform. Last year there was a petite Asian girl at my lunch table who was wearing short shorts that looked really nice! Then I left and came back and saw that they made her change into her gym shorts, and because of her size, they were SHORTER ON HER THAN HER REGULAR SHORTS. WTFFFFF SCHOOL. GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER. wtf.

/rant over

lucille-is-a-vampire-bat:

does any1 remember the replacements

i do

orelpuppington:

there’s an entire subculture of people who put fake testicles on their cars. there’s an entire subculture of people who put fake testicles on their cars. there’s an entire subculture of people who put fake testicles on their cars. there’s an entire subculture of people who put fake testicles on their cars. there’s an entire subculture of people who put fake testicles on their cars. there’s an entire subculture of people who put fake testicles on their cars. there’s an entire subculture of people who put fake testicles on their cars. there’s an entire subculture of people who put fake testicles on their cars. there’s an entire subculture of people who put fake testicles on their cars. there’s an entire subculture of people who put fake testicles on their cars. there’s an entire subculture of people who put fake testicles on their cars. 

mooremooo:

crazedcomedian:

caritashelianus:

suchanadorer:

hurryupmerlin:

purdaldoo:

THIS SONG IS NOT ALLOWED TO BE PRETTY NO

Okay srsly, WHAT SONG IS THAT

Caramelldansen apparently.

<3

WOAH

WOAH

(Source: youtu.be)

daunt:

brightmaiden:

The Beastly family portraits by spicysteweddemon.

No matter how bad a day I’m having, these never fail to cheer me up. Something about seeing the Happily Ever After for one of my favorite faery tales…even if the spell isn’t completely broken.

If you like these or if you’re in the mood for a little more faery tale Happily Ever After, try reading The Queen’s Tale by willowbough.

These are so beautiful!  :’)  
I love their babies! SO CUTE! 

(Source: weatherers)

digiportplz:

dersite—princess:

supersheps:

rumikosan:

Very Retrouvaille [ download ] [ mirror ]

Very Retrouvaille is sorta my first game. I made it in like, 2 weeks (more or less). You play as a little ram girl named Faraday who is trying to find her pet rabbit ’ - ‘. It’s made with rm2k3… I think it can be beat in 45 minutes.

If you run into any problems just ask.

Have fun, I guess. (/ . \)

i’m gonna check this out, it looks cute uwu

this game is so cute

everybody play it

pleiadian-princess:

radagastlovesyou:

you-are-another-me:

There is a tribe in Africa where the birth date of a child is counted not from when they were born, nor from when they are conceived but from the day that the child was a thought in its mother’s mind. And when a woman decides that she will have a child, she goes off and sits under a tree, by herself, and she listens until she can hear the song of the child that wants to come. And after she’s heard the song of this child, she comes back to the man who will be the child’s father, and teaches it to him. And then, when they make love to physically conceive the child, some of that time they sing the song of the child, as a way to invite it.

And then, when the mother is pregnant, the mother teaches that child’s song to the midwives and the old women of the village, so that when the child is born, the old women and the people around her sing the child’s song to welcome it. And then, as the child grows up, the other villagers are taught the child’s song. If the child falls, or hurts its knee, someone picks it up and sings its song to it. Or perhaps the child does something wonderful, or goes through the rites of puberty, then as a way of honoring this person, the people of the village sing his or her song.



In the African tribe there is one other occasion upon which the villagers sing to the child. If at any time during his or her life, the person commits a crime or aberrant social act, the individual is called to the center of the village and the people in the community form a circle around them. Then they sing their song to them.



The tribe recognizes that the correction for antisocial behavior is not punishment; it is love and the remembrance of identity. When you recognize your own song, you have no desire or need to do anything that would hurt another.

And it goes this way through their life. In marriage, the songs are sung, together. And finally, when this child is lying in bed, ready to die, all the villagers know his or her song, and they sing—for the last time—the song to that person.

You may not have grown up in an African tribe that sings your song to you at crucial life transitions, but life is always reminding you when you are in tune with yourself and when you are not. When you feel good, what you are doing matches your song, and when you feel awful, it doesn’t. In the end, we shall all recognize our song and sing it well. You may feel a little warbly at the moment, but so have all the great singers. Just keep singing and you’ll find your way home.

This is the most amazing thing I have ever read.

THIS IS SO BEAUTIFUL IM ALMOST TEARING UP

(Source: thegodmolecule)

candycoats:

Left 4 Propane 2

(Source: mrmalicu)

finndahero:

theories-of-ooo:

This could be why Finn is afraid of the ocean: it caused the death of his mother.

Amazingly perfectly awesome Theory from: Anon.

This. Scares. Me.